December 2011
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
Things that aren't long enough:
My term paper
Your dick
My term paper
Funny story
This paper has to be nine pages. And right now, it’s not. HAHA. HA. HAHAHAHA. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Fun fact:
I’m retarded. Yep.
“My cousin just said, ‘See ya around!’ I won’t see him around,...”
– A loose bitch
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So yeah
Mythology is ruining my life. Why the fuck do I care about Helen and the animadversions of her shitty icon? Oh yeah. I don’t. I chose this topic so I could get an A.
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“You know what gets me? … How everybody says ‘fuck’ and...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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“For a moment he hesitated as if debating whether a kind lie were kinder in the...”
– Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell (via fuckyeahgwtw)
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Pandora, you fucking suck.
Call me when you learn a Bright Eyes song that is neither First Gay of My Life or Four Jewish Winds. Kthnxbai.
turrillkelly asked: We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36.
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“You know how people long to be eternal. But they die with every day that passes....”
– Steven Mallory (The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand)
the way Conor Oberst says "place"
imwideawakeitsmornin:
during “Ladder Song”
